The Perfect Pair of Jorts Does, In Fact, Exist

Despite the ubiquity of jean shorts, finding the perfect pair can take a Herculean effort. With so many variables to consider - texture, fit, comfort, length, color, price, potential camel toe - it seems borderline impossible to find a style that checks all the boxes. And when you factor in a sizable butt and small waist (the two-ingredient recipe for the dreaded gape), it veers into hopeless territory. As someone who's endeavored to go on this uber-specific jorts treasure hunt for years, I'm th...